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Neonin
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The Return
"Alright you tarts!" shouted Luggs, looking around the room at the faces both old and new. "This time we're in charge and there'll be no more candy-ass alien motherfuckers kicking our arse."

"About fucking time..." muttered Neo.

"Shut up Neo you fucktrumpet. One more word outta you and you're cleaning the toilets with brune's rug!" said Luggs with a glare, motioning the now-quiescent Neo toward the door. "Anyway, last time those muppets in charge let us get overrun, but this time we're going to prod buttock. Sound off like you got a pair if you're up for it!"

(I finally have XCOM 2 and IT IS TIME. I know the usual suspects but if you want in the squad roster say here. No schedule yet cause I'm still downloading the game but... you know me)
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Oh, I'm always up for this kind of thing :D

P.S. I too will be doing an XCOM 2 playthrough on youtube (once I complete my playthrough of the orignal :P) so look out for that!

P.P.S. Ranger or Sharpshooter if possible plz
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Normally I just stick names in and do it randomly, but since you're the first to reply you can have your wish



This season is themed on Aliens (obvs) with any failures and restarts causing a change of theme. I've prepared Red Dwarf, Firefly, and BSG references so far... not that I plan to fail or anything

Medals are as follows:

Bronze Bones (a.k.a "Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not an exterminator!") - Save a fellow squadmates life, either with a medkit or by taking out an enemy that was bound to kill someone else.

Silver Spock (a.k.a "The needs of the many...") - Make a tough tactical choice that results in civilian deaths but means the mission is a success, stay behind to let everyone else evac, or other such scenarios. (Note that staying behind doesn't mean you're gone in XCOM 2 as you can get missions to rescue soldiers, so it's not a death sentence necessarily...)

Golden Kirk (a.k.a "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!") - Led the squad to victory during a difficult mission, killed every motherfucker in sight single-handedly, or other such bad-assery.

At the moment I'm thinking two posts a week on a Thursday and Sunday (based on when I'm working and when would be convenient) but you know me, I'll probably throw in more when I feel like it.
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Could I not get my penis amputated this time round please? I don't care if I do get a really, really big gun, I quite like my bits still attached thanks.

Oh, and I would really appreciate not being left behind to rot in a an alien anal sex camp either thankyouverymuch.

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Tenz is muttering now, but he thoroughly enjoyed it last time!

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I LOVE THESE

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Yay!

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Totally in!

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CHOPPADAPENIS!!!

I don't think MEC's work like that in this one do they? So you should be safe. Besides I don't have the DLC so none for me.

I'm expecting to start this up in the New Year, gonna spend this week familiarising myself with it
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And for the record, unless you specify (or specified back in the XCOM 1 days) this is the default FC uniform for now:


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Can't wait for this.

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I am a cool motherfucker:



Customisation options in this one are way more interesting and the colour options more flexible so let me know if you want a certain look, colour combination, snazzy hat etc.
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Ahh digital Barbie. I give you Lucage (yes, that is a My Little Pony tattoo...):



And the dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhling brune:


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I actually have that tattoo!

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I've installed another mod since that one and your hair is a bit darker so more like that ugly mug we have to watch on Twitch occasionally
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