Patch day mischief

Ok chaps. This is for those of us who have the chronic end of the scale (IE british internet)
Why british you ask.. because it is painfully unreliable.

so here is your challenge.

During the patch period, you are to go outside. I know.. I know.. scary things are out there. But it will be fun. Trust me
So go out.. and cause some sort of mischief. And report back the results.
Heres an idea to get you started. Putting one of those crying baby dolls into the rubbish bin to scare the shit out of the bin men.. result.. the rubbish didn't get collected this week and I got called a wanker.

So have at it. Let your inner troll out