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Cressey
Joined: 04 Feb 2015 Posts: 9
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Hey folks,
Saw your post on the PS2 forums and figured I'd swing by. Hopefully you'll find my qualifications appealing
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18+: We've tried having younger members and it just doesn't work for us.
Enjoy teamwork.
Able to play in the evenings sometimes, even if you are a dirty colonial. GMT evenings that is. ZULU TIME FTW.
Have no problems using TeamSpeak sometimes. We have our own private server excusively for FC members. Doesn't matter if you can only listen in as long as you can hear orders/banter/brunes terrible jokes.
Find the idea of screaming "ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PINT?!" while firing randomly at anything that moves until you run out of ammo or pass out from loss of air appealing. |
- According to my birth certificate I am 19 years of age, although personally I find the concept of time rather over-rated.
- Pulse? Check. Although between you and me I'm pretty much dead from the waist up.
- Teamwork is my thing. I once held a jar whilst another guy unscrewed it.
- Can play in evenings (although I'm a shift worker, so online times may vary*)
- Have TS, never used it. Bear with me on that one please!
- Beyond appealing. But seriously, look at my pint and I'll gauge your eyes out with that spoon I was promised but in reality will probably never see
- Aforementioned Pint will likely consist of some kind of dark liquor. Rum is a favorite.
- I played paintball like, three times.
- I drink tea. Lots of tea.
- I can press buttons in a somewhat ordered fashion.
My preferred class is Light Assault, but I tend to switch to support classes (Engi/Medic) depending what's going on. Favorite past times include:
- Jetpacking over enemies
- Jetpacking onto roofs
- Jetpacking out of moving transport vehicles
- Jetpacking
I've only recently made the switch to PC Gaming, so I'm a relative newb to PS2 (12 logged hours, but the best 12 hours of my sad, lonely life). Playing solo just doesn't cut it for me!
Catch me on Steam as cressey41 or ingame as Cressey - Look forward to meeting you guys!
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Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:02 pm |
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BuggerLugs
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Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 18738 Location: not L**ds |
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hi dude, nice intro.
do you qualify for our "unwritten" rule - must be from Bradford ?
send lardman a friend request and I can invite you tonight if you like
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Thu Feb 05, 2015 12:37 pm |
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FiendishOne
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Joined: 05 Mar 2013 Posts: 259 Location: United Kingdom |
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I like this one, can we keep him? Plllleaaaassse.
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Thu Feb 05, 2015 2:18 pm |
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brune
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Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 6432 Location: Beaverlick, Kentucky, USA |
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oi oi saveloy Howdy and welcome, bring tea...lot's of tea :D
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Thu Feb 05, 2015 3:03 pm |
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Cressey
Joined: 04 Feb 2015 Posts: 9
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 |  | hi dude, nice intro.
do you qualify for our "unwritten" rule - must be from Bradford ?
send lardman a friend request and I can invite you tonight if you like |
Thanks, it's had a better reception than my last one. Apparantely illegible shouting and a (quote) "bizarre yet strangely arousing removal of clothes" doesn't make a great first impression, who knew?
Bradf- Sorry, we don't talk about *West* Yorkshire here Point your finger to a sleepy village about 45 miles to the east! No, I've never driven a tractor.
I'll send the request over once I get home from work
 |  | I like this one, can we keep him? Plllleaaaassse. |
Oh my, this is all happening so quickly!
 |  | oi oi saveloy Howdy and welcome, bring tea...lot's of tea :D |
The last time we sent tea to you fellas across the pond you threw it into the harbour!
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Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:05 pm |
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TheRighteous
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Joined: 17 Mar 2013 Posts: 175 Location: United Kingdom |
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Hello hello and welcome! 
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Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:31 pm |
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BuggerLugs
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Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 18738 Location: not L**ds |
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youre not from cunt Thorpe are you 
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Thu Feb 05, 2015 9:47 pm |
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Cressey
Joined: 04 Feb 2015 Posts: 9
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Thank you sir!
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Fortunately fate was not so cruel I live in a village about 20 minutes drive west of Hull, about an hour from Leeds. We've just discovered the wheel out in the sticks down here 
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Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:27 pm |
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BuggerLugs
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Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 18738 Location: not L**ds |
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ah hull area, very nice. welcome welcome 
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Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:29 pm |
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BuggerLugs
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Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 18738 Location: not L**ds |
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hey Cressey, you can accept that invite from Draor. I had my people contact your people, and it's all above board 
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Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:51 pm |
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Cressey
Joined: 04 Feb 2015 Posts: 9
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first time I've heard the 'Hull area' described as 'very nice'
Anywho, I'm set up on TS now. I'll probably have to catch you all at the weekend as I don't finish work until 10pm tomorrow night. Take care!
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Thu Feb 05, 2015 11:27 pm |
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BuggerLugs
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Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 18738 Location: not L**ds |
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well, in a sense that the "Hull area" sounds like heaven compared to the "London area" 
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Thu Feb 05, 2015 11:38 pm |
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brune
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Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 6432 Location: Beaverlick, Kentucky, USA |
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When will you northern monkeys learn! SLAAAAGGGGGSSSS!!!!! 
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Fri Feb 06, 2015 8:36 am |
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Daf
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Joined: 28 Nov 2003 Posts: 1159 Location: Londoner now in Essex UK off to Norfuck |
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Fortunately fate was not so cruel I live in a village about 20 minutes drive west of Hull, about an hour from Leeds. We've just discovered the wheel out in the sticks down here [/quote]
Welcome fella, my village hasn't even heard of gas! wankers
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Tiger313
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Joined: 17 Sep 2007 Posts: 1755 Location: Haarlem, the Netherlands |
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 |  | *snip* my village hasn't even heard of gas! wankers |
Bet they smelled it though! 
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