What's the first rule?

Hey folks,

Saw your post on the PS2 forums and figured I'd swing by. Hopefully you'll find my qualifications appealing

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Have a pulse (Zombies accepted but must be chained for the safety of other team members).
18+: We've tried having younger members and it just doesn't work for us.
Enjoy teamwork.
Able to play in the evenings sometimes, even if you are a dirty colonial. GMT evenings that is. ZULU TIME FTW.
Have no problems using TeamSpeak sometimes. We have our own private server excusively for FC members. Doesn't matter if you can only listen in as long as you can hear orders/banter/brunes terrible jokes.
Find the idea of screaming "ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PINT?!" while firing randomly at anything that moves until you run out of ammo or pass out from loss of air appealing.

According to my birth certificate I am 19 years of age, although personally I find the concept of time rather over-rated.
Pulse? Check. Although between you and me I'm pretty much dead from the waist up.
Teamwork is my thing. I once held a jar whilst another guy unscrewed it.
Can play in evenings (although I'm a shift worker, so online times may vary*)
Have TS, never used it. Bear with me on that one please!
Beyond appealing. But seriously, look at my pint and I'll gauge your eyes out with that spoon I was promised but in reality will probably never see
Aforementioned Pint will likely consist of some kind of dark liquor. Rum is a favorite.
I played paintball like, three times.
I drink tea. Lots of tea.
I can press buttons in a somewhat ordered fashion.

My preferred class is Light Assault, but I tend to switch to support classes (Engi/Medic) depending what's going on. Favorite past times include:

Jetpacking over enemies
Jetpacking onto roofs
Jetpacking out of moving transport vehicles
Jetpacking

I've only recently made the switch to PC Gaming, so I'm a relative newb to PS2 (12 logged hours, but the best 12 hours of my sad, lonely life). Playing solo just doesn't cut it for me!

Catch me on Steam as cressey41 or ingame as Cressey - Look forward to meeting you guys!

hi dude, nice intro.
do you qualify for our "unwritten" rule - must be from Bradford ?

send lardman a friend request and I can invite you tonight if you like

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I like this one, can we keep him? Plllleaaaassse.

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oi oi saveloy

Howdy and welcome, bring tea...lot's of tea :D

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	BuggerLugs wrote:
	hi dude, nice intro. do you qualify for our "unwritten" rule - must be from Bradford ? send lardman a friend request and I can invite you tonight if you like

Thanks, it's had a better reception than my last one. Apparantely illegible shouting and a (quote) "bizarre yet strangely arousing removal of clothes" doesn't make a great first impression, who knew?

Bradf- Sorry, we don't talk about *West* Yorkshire here

Point your finger to a sleepy village about 45 miles to the east! No, I've never driven a tractor.

I'll send the request over once I get home from work

	FiendishOne wrote:
	I like this one, can we keep him? Plllleaaaassse.

Oh my, this is all happening so quickly!

	brune wrote:
	oi oi saveloy Howdy and welcome, bring tea...lot's of tea :D

The last time we sent tea to you fellas across the pond you threw it into the harbour!

Hello hello and welcome!

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youre not from cunt Thorpe are you

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	TheRighteous wrote:
	Hello hello and welcome!

Thank you sir!

	BuggerLuigs wrote:
	youre not from cunt Thorpe are you

Fortunately fate was not so cruel

I live in a village about 20 minutes drive west of Hull, about an hour from Leeds. We've just discovered the wheel out in the sticks down here

ah hull area, very nice. welcome welcome

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hey Cressey, you can accept that invite from Draor. I had my people contact your people, and it's all above board

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first time I've heard the 'Hull area' described as 'very nice'

Anywho, I'm set up on TS now. I'll probably have to catch you all at the weekend as I don't finish work until 10pm tomorrow night. Take care!

well, in a sense that the "Hull area" sounds like heaven compared to the "London area"

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	BuggerLugs wrote:
	well, in a sense that the "Hull area" sounds like heaven compared to the "London area"

When will you northern monkeys learn! SLAAAAGGGGGSSSS!!!!!

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	BuggerLuigs wrote:
	youre not from cunt Thorpe are you

Fortunately fate was not so cruel

I live in a village about 20 minutes drive west of Hull, about an hour from Leeds. We've just discovered the wheel out in the sticks down here

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Welcome fella, my village hasn't even heard of gas! wankers

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	Daf wrote:
	snip my village hasn't even heard of gas! wankers

Bet they smelled it though!

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