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Strawdog



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Flight is a rare thing on this earth, sorely desired by many a man, animal and Maus. Alone among tanks the ELC flies like no other, usually to it's own demise. However, once in a blue moon, it flies straight and true and achieves that which all ELCs aspire to. Maximum airtime, height, distance and not fucking up your own tracks on the landing. This is one of those times.

Firstly, nail the takeoff. Not too steep that you'll lose speed but not to shallow as to stop you from achieving maximum flight time.

Secondly, assuming this is a bombing run and not a civilian flight you'll want to be making contact with the enemy. Here we're on target for a direct hit with their turret. Glory will be ours.

Now, we become one with the T-150. Understand how the T-150 thinks, how it feels, "why is my ass so penetrable?" Why indeed T-150, why indeed.

The enlightenment you'll feel at this point will be so taxing you'll lose about 380 of your own health and only do 4 damage but worry not. Why?

Because now you must stick the landing. Already weakened by the coupling, all your faith must be in your tracks. You bought Enhanced Torsion Bars for one thing, this moment right here.

FUKKIN' NAILED IT, BRO! The T1 Heavy can only look on in awe and jealousy at your abilities.

Compose yourself, the battle has only just begun. You've got a round in the breach itching to splatter the T-150s crew against the inside of the tank. Let loose the dogs of war!

Sadly glory will not be yours as a T1 Heavy will steal your kill and reap the rewards. Another day.
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Tiger313
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Hahah awesome! :D

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